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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 13:40
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Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Kate Middleton and Princess Charlotte Opt for Aquamarine for Trooping the Colour 2025 - Vogue
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What can I do to deal with disrespectful children?
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
—
Should I become an interior designer or not in today's world?
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Scientists Confirm Anti-Aging Drug Appears to Prolong Life in Animals - ScienceAlert
No way
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
Bulls' Billy Donovan and Every Knicks Request Denied amid HC Search Rumors - Bleacher Report
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Black holes don’t behave as we thought, study finds - The Brighter Side of News
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
Aaron Wiggins Is The Key To Understanding OKC’s Revolutionary Depth - Defector
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Space pebbles and rocks play pivotal role in giant planet's formation - Phys.org
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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